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  • I need poom. FML

    April 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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  • dropped my diva cup in the toilet when I was drunk. fml.

    April 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • wow 3:14 pm on June 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      …why do you use a divacup?

  • allergies. seriously… FML

    April 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 10:41 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yeah, i’m right there with you…

  • french class with jack street fml

    April 11, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 2:22 am on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      as someone who graduated from beloit with a french major, i can assure everyone that french wit jack street truly is the ultimate beloit fml.

  • Got cockblocked by my ex-boyfriend. FML

    April 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Missed free milkshakes. FML.

    April 6, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 8:45 pm on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I always miss them, are they any good?

      • Anonymous 10:10 pm on April 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        hell yeah they are

  • I had to go to Belcon tonight. I’m seriously embarrassed by our student government. FML

    April 5, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
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    • me 11:01 pm on April 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thank you. do you also sense some racism and favoritism? we need some radicalization around here.

      • Annoymous 12:13 pm on August 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Racism? In what way?

    • Anonymous 8:46 pm on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I kind of gave up on it when we elected a Republican to the presidency.

    • Anonymous 10:22 pm on April 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i can’t say i relate to belcon kids…but it’s becoming sort of trendy to criticize the people willing to spend the time in student government.
      how would you do things differently? more importantly, would you actually DO things?

      • Anonymous 4:16 pm on April 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I tried doing stuff when I had to represent my club last semester, but for the most part it blew.

      • Anonymous 11:22 pm on April 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        The problem with Belcon is that (with a few exceptions) the people who could actually run it well don’t want to or don’t have time. Instead, we have a bunch of dumbasses who sit around and make awful jokes, ask retarded questions, and struggle with the basics of parliamentary procedure. Without a purge of the current leadership and draconian enforcement of the rules, Belcon is going to remain a joke.

        • Annoymous 12:12 pm on August 25, 2010 Permalink

          I have a feeling that the leadership of BSC (or whatever it calls it self) feel the same way about the BSC body. Enforce the rules, people get confused, do your job people get angry, do nothing and no one cares. The executive board isn’t the problem, a voting body that doesn’t care or who is just idiotic is the problem.

  • I want mac and cheese, but I gots no milk. FML.

    April 4, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 12:56 am on April 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I gotted the milk.

    • Anonymous 8:46 pm on April 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Use water.

      • Anonymous 3:30 am on April 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        That’s gross, you’re a sick fuck.

    • fat girl 238b 8:01 pm on April 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      EZ mac mothhaaafuuucckkkaaaaazzz

      • Anonymous 8:47 pm on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You’re a sicker fuck! EZ mac is fuggin nasty.

        • Anonymous 10:23 am on April 19, 2010 Permalink

          The food of the proletariat!

  • A bird hit my window. It died and is lying on the roof in plain view from my window.

    April 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • got pranked by roundtable. fml.

    April 2, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 8:48 pm on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I wish they would put that half that kind of effort into every issue. Lately the paper has just been pathetic(no offense intended, Miss Mod).

      • macdouga 12:08 am on April 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        It’s hard when potential contributors complain about the Round Table rather than submit to it, or when potential writers flake out on a story the night before the paper is due. I hear you, and believe me when I say that I know it could be better, but we do what we can given the writers, photographers, and time we have during the week. Much could be improved if RT were incorporated into the course curriculum, but many faculty members have made it clear that they either don’t want that to happen, or are too lazy to help us make that happen. Having said all that, I think we’re doing a pretty damn good job, actually.
        Okay, soap box moment over. Carry on.

        • Anonymous 11:27 pm on April 13, 2010 Permalink

          Excuses, excuses; I have been to the meetings before, and the whole process is just way too informal and unorganized.

        • Anonymous 10:12 pm on April 14, 2010 Permalink

          I used to be a contributor, but stopped because it was so informal and seemed like a joke. I think it’s a leadership problem.

        • macdouga 9:49 pm on April 15, 2010 Permalink

          You must have not been there when I put a gun to everyone’s head and made them write 1,000 word feature stories on the spot. If you want Round Table to be an academic course, welcome to my life for the past year. If you have criticism that is constructive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu1eDW8iS8I

        • Megan O'Doherty 10:24 pm on April 15, 2010 Permalink

          It’s great that you have the power to speak your mind. If only the Round Table were unprofessional enough to publish anonymous little bitches, then they might have some more submissions. Until then, nice semi-colon.

    • Sarahbarah 10:44 pm on April 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Caitlin MacDougal is the best editor they’ve seen in a while and she’s got excellent taste in rap comebacks. Leadership ain’t the problem, anonymous.

  • a lot more men should’ve come to take back the night rally. it was empowering.fyl.

    April 2, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 9:26 pm on April 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      They might have if they’d been allowed to march. What if a male assault victim had been there? Shouldn’t men have the same right to march?

      Also what would a trans/queer member of the audience have done? They wanted men to support each other and women. But instead they made men and women feel totally uncomfortable and unsafe through the exclusion. fml

      • me 11:07 pm on April 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        you know that is a totally valid point and i definitely agree with you as a gender queer woman. i do think that them staying behind is a form of silencing. i haven’t heard
        from the men that were there that they felt uncomfortable, but on the other hand, those that identify as men also have to acknowlege that 90% of the time men are the victims and they should show allyship. also, i really doooo think that is a problem with the woman’s center, they remind me of like the traditionally white middle class hetero femme led feminist movement, although they’re not making much of a movement and obviously haven’t learned from the movement flaws. well, i think its part of our job to tell them to start being more inclusive or they will lose popularity/strength.

        • Anonymous 8:08 am on April 13, 2010 Permalink

          According to the California Coalition Against Sexual Assault (CALCASA) (in a study surveying over 6,000 students at 32 colleges and universities in the U.S. in 1997) in a study of sexual coercion within gay and lesbian relationships it was indicated that 52% of the total sample reported having experienced at least one incident of sexual coercion. 55% of the gay men and 50% of the lesbians in this study reported unwanted penetration. 33% of the gay men and 32% of the lesbians in this study reported unwanted fondling.

          That is scary.

          Also according to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network 3% of men in the US will be a victim of attempted or completed rape. This number is lower than that for women, but is still should not be ignored. You hear the 1 in 6 figure for women all the time (sometimes 1 in 4.) According to RAINN 1 in 33 men (that 3%) are victims. That still includes members on our campus.

        • Sarah Barasch 10:54 pm on April 22, 2010 Permalink

          What is so hard about assuming good faith from your fellow activists? It’s really frustrating to be told you didn’t consider queer women’s perspectives when you’re a queer woman yourself. This just in: a lesbian is much more likely to get raped by a man than a woman. Rape isn’t about sexual orientation, it’s about power.
          As you have no idea whether I am femme, hetero, white, or middle class (and guess what, I’m not some of those), please do not purport to know that my activism is. Please read up on the history of TBTN (begun to make night streets safer for those perceived as women) and then consider attending a Women’s Center meeting. I think you’ll be surprised how willing everyone is to engage respectfully…rather than anonymously.

    • Anonymous 2:46 pm on April 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Those events, and any thing held by the Women’s Center, always seem like a trap. That’s why I don’t go to the WC parties; it’s like at midnight, when you’re drunk, they’ll turn on the lights and beat you or something.

      • Anonymous 10:46 pm on April 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        We’re glad you don’t come. Thanks!

  • Walked into a cloud of patchouli in the library, now the stench is embedded in my clothes. I smell like a dirty hippie and my nostrils are burning, FML.

    April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Just got my dorm assignment for next year, apparently a kid with a kilt and bagpipes used to life there. FML.

    March 30, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 9:39 am on March 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I USED TO LIFE THERE TOO! I LIFE EVERYWHERE!

    • Anonymous 3:40 pm on April 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t get it. Why does this even matter?

      • Anonymous 8:50 pm on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        He is making fun of the op because they said someone use to “life there” when it should of said “lived there.” In short, he is a being an asshole.

    • Anonymous 12:21 pm on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      LIFE MORE! GET MORE!

    • Anonymous 6:37 pm on August 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      was it greg long? he was the shit. you should be honored dude.

  • almost noone comments on beloitfml.fm.

    March 30, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 2:46 pm on April 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I feel like being a dick.

  • Hulu. The commercials never have to buffer. FML

    March 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 2:47 pm on April 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I know what you mean.

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