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  • I can’t write “pasta” in the search bar anymore to reach Moodle. FML.

    January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -2

     

  • Someone took a dump in the washer. Because of someone’s shitty decision, our dorm get our laundry machines taken away. FML.

    January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -3

     

  • I shit in the washing machine.

    January 21, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -3

     

    • barksdale 3:59 pm on January 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      curse you mud butt!

    • . 4:11 pm on January 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      No you didn’t. I shit in the washing machine.

    • cakesale 11:00 am on January 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      the correct form is “shat”

    • Anonymous 5:14 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you guys are sick. who would ever do that? maybe u just needed publicity to feel good about yourself. and it’s actually “shitted”

    • n00b _hunter68 9:09 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      How lewd.

    • FlamingClipse 4:49 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      FUCK 840

  • I spent $40 at Happy Hour and I now I can’t eat for three days. FML.

    January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -2

     

  • My professor is so hot that I can’t read aloud anymore without stuttering. FML.

    January 19, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -3

     

    • Anonymous 8:27 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      are you sure you go to Beloit?

      • spartan 6:21 am on January 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Yep!!!! you don’t believe me?!!!! He teaches in the Political Science department!!!

        • another wu banga 2:22 pm on August 10, 2010 Permalink

          you used 11 exclamation points.

    • spartan 7:04 am on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      woman or man?! cuz I totally have a crush on one of mine

    • spartan 6:22 am on January 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m pretty sure u know who I’m talking about! ;-)

  • Some people think it’s acceptable to wear pajamas, bathrobes, and slippers to Commons or class. This ain’t the Ritz, but Christ some of you guys are trashy. FML.

    February 3, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -3

     

    • Andrew 10:47 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s TOTALLY acceptable to wear pajamas to class, assuming it’s before noon. This ain’t high school anymore.

    • Anonymous 10:56 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I concur. I, also, hate when people go to commons before they shower and look like a disheveled mess.

    • Anonymous 5:17 am on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What I dont understand is how that is a fuck your life or why it bothers you that other people dont feel the need to spend eight hours getting ready for a class at seven in the morning

    • Anonymous 2:37 pm on February 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Go fuck yourself. Beloit’s unpretentiousness is one of its greatest qualities.

      • Anonymous 6:03 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Beloit? Unpretentiousness? Because of those two words in the same sentence, somewhere, a baby panda has been killed for your transgressions.

    • Anonymous 11:42 pm on February 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s just laziness; it takes half a second to put on pants and a clean shirt.

    • Anonymous 6:02 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I have no problem with robes and jammies on a saturday morning. I have a problem with all you fucking “found its” who wear leopard print leggings with hot pink shorts and a blue tank over a yellow thermal with beads you braided into your own goddamn hair that says, “Look at me! My mom never taught me how to color cordinate! Aren’t I a character?!” FML for having to go to therapy to get that image out of my mind.

      • Anonymous 10:35 am on April 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        … that’s my frisbee uniform.

  • Commons… FML.

    January 21, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -5

     

    • eerf 7:50 pm on January 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      get over it. period.

      • rgr 11:21 am on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        In general it isso terrible… unless like yesterday at lunch they need to impress trustee’s or someone important. then it is fine.

    • Andy 10:59 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      YES!!!!!

  • The sidewalks were so icey last night that I had to “skate” my way to class so I wouldn’t fall. I tripped as soon as I got into the science center. FML.

    January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -1

     

  • I turned my room into a big fort with blankets and pillows. I had to take it down when my roommate got back. FML

    February 1, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     

    • kindergartner 1:17 pm on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Next time don’t let your roommate in unless they say the password.

    • Anonymous 2:50 pm on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You lack basic foresight if you thought otherwise.

  • I was looking through my tagged photos on Facebook, and in almost every one, there are at least three men that I’ve hooked up with. FML.

    January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -5

     

  • I got pantsed in the locker room today. My friends got to see the giant “SLUT” my girlfriend wrote on my ass as part of our BDSM ritual. FML.

    February 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     

    • Kink 8:47 pm on March 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Dude, if the sex is that good you should be proud to show it off.

  • Beloit made me forget that it’s not okay to dance like a completely ridiculous spazz. FML.

    January 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     

    • Anon 6:10 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s okay here

    • Anonymous 9:14 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      what? it is okay here! maybe not in the real world though.

  • Because I don’t have contacts, I have to decide on a Saturday night if I want to wear my glasses and look stupid or be blind and hot. I am usually blind. FML.

    January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -7

     

  • This morning I went to class without realizing the used condom in my hair… fml.

    February 14, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     

    • Anonymous 11:34 pm on February 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Basic hygiene would have prevented that: washing, brushing and doing your hair would of made it obvious.

    • Anonymous 4:45 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Like anyone at Beloit does that

      • Anonymous 10:03 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Shit like this wouldn’t happen if they did.

  • I blacked out on wine three times last week. fml.

    April 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     

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